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System Status

Every number below is either fetched live right now or generated from disk at the last deploy. If something is broken, this page says so — that's the point.

passing degraded / pending failing checking…

Site facts — generated from disk at deploy time

Free tool pages (all linked from the hub)

Blog guides & posts

Store products · product pages

URLs in sitemap.xml

Live checks — public site

Analytics — honest state

Cloudflare Web Analytics
Checking…
Placeholder trackers
Checking…

We deliberately run no tracking cookies. When Cloudflare Web Analytics is enabled (cookieless, privacy-first) this check flips green automatically — see Security & Compliance.

Early-access signups

Product interestSignups
Loading live from the waitlist database…

Rig services — only meaningful when viewed on the ABUZ8 machine

From any other device these show unreachable — that's expected, not an outage.

Current focus — in order

1. Traffic — the tools, store, and hubs are live and verified; distribution is the binding constraint.  2. Enable Cloudflare Web Analytics (owner, one click) so this page's analytics check goes green.  3. Resubmit sitemap.xml in Google Search Console (owner login).  4. Wire the rotated Stripe key for revenue reporting.