The $1,500 rescue is off.
We will not sell a 48-hour autopsy to a cold audience with $0 proof. Playbook is free. Email if you have a real stalled project and want to talk — no gold checkout.
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how we hire AI
this year
Four steps. No calls until step 4.
You book.
One-time payment, then you receive the intake form — evidence checklist and read-only access template. Takes you ~20 minutes.
You grant access.
Read-only access to project files, comms, and calendar. The 48-hour clock starts the moment access is confirmed.
The autopsy runs.
Timeline variance, scope creep, comms breakdown, accountability gaps, sponsor disengagement — traced to specific rows, threads, and dates.
You get the report.
10-page diagnostic delivered as a PDF plus a 30-minute walkthrough call to challenge findings and pick the first move.
Not a slide deck. A surgery.
Every finding is grounded in the actual evidence — file paths, message IDs, ticket numbers, calendar events. Every fix has an owner and a next-action.
- TIMELINE VARIANCE. Every slip mapped to the decision or dependency that caused it.
- SCOPE CREEP. Additions since kickoff, ranked by cost, with rollback options.
- COMMS BREAKDOWNS. Channels going silent, threads stuck on one owner, meetings that stopped happening.
- ACCOUNTABILITY GAPS. Named owners for every open thread, plus a clean re-assignment map.
- SPONSOR DISENGAGEMENT. Signal that leadership stopped clearing blockers, with the reset plan.
- PRIORITY FIX LIST. Top five moves ranked by cost, effort, and dependency — do #1 tomorrow, watch the rest fall.
Who this is and isn't for.
The rescue is fixed-scope for a reason. If your project doesn't match, the honest answer is "not yet" — not a bigger invoice.
● Built for you if
- You have one specific project that's late, stalled, or slipping
- Budget is $50K–$500K and delay costs are real
- You can grant read-only access to files, comms, and calendar
- You want an outside eye, not another vendor to manage
- You'd rather have the truth in 48 hours than a proposal in 4 weeks
— Skip it if
- You need a full-time PM, not a diagnostic (that's a different engagement)
- Multiple projects need triage — that's a portfolio review, quoted separately
- You can't share access for legal or security reasons
- You want a sales-y "digital transformation" slide deck
- You need this to close a client, not a real project
Straight answers.
Who runs the audit?
The operator himself — no offshore team, no junior analyst. Ahmad Odeh (ABUZ8 LLC, Ohio) reads every file, listens to every thread, writes every page. That's why the scope is fixed.
What if 48 hours isn't enough for my project?
Then you get a partial report at the 48h mark with a written extension quote. Nothing extra bills without written sign-off. This product is not on the front door.
What tools do you use? Is my data safe?
Analysis runs on ABUZ8's local hardware — no third-party cloud AI, no data sent to OpenAI/Anthropic/anywhere. Access is read-only. On delivery, all evidence artifacts are optionally destroyed (per the redaction checklist you sign at intake).
What if the report is wrong?
You get a rebuttal round after the walkthrough call. If a finding doesn't survive the rebuttal, it comes out. Full refund if the delivered report doesn't identify at least three actionable causes and one prioritized fix list — that guarantee is written into the intake.
Can I hire you to implement the fixes after?
Yes — but the diagnostic never sells you into an implementation. If the fix is obvious and your team can do it, the report says that. If it needs outside help, you get a fixed-scope proposal separately — you're never locked in.
How do I pay?
There is no gold $1,500 button on this site anymore. Email [email protected] if you still want to talk. Card never sits on abuz8ai.com.
Two days from now,
you'll know.
Or you'll still be in the same meeting, listening to the same excuse, watching the same slip. Pick.
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